Once, I put a curse on a beastly and arrogant high school boy. That one turned out right. Others did not. I go to a new school now-one where no one knows that I should have graduated long ago. I"m still not here because I"m stupid; I just do not act. You see, I"m immortal. And I pretty much know everything after hundreds of years-except when to take my powers and butt out. I want to help, but things just go awry in ways I could never predict. Like when I tried to free some children from a gingerbread house and ended up being hanged. After I came back from the dead (immortal, remember?), I tried to play matchmaker for a French prince and ended up banished from France forever. And that little mermaid I found in the Titanic lifeboat? I do not even want to think about it. Now a girl named Emma needs me. I should probably not get involved, but her gorgeous stepsister is conniving to the core. I think I have just the thing to fix that girl-and it"s not an enchanted pumpkin. Although you never know what will happen when I start. . . Bewitching.